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Hey, guys. Come on in.
Ooh, you brought champagne.

2
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That's right.
Let's get this party started!

3
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Ooh-hoo.
I love opening champagne.

4
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Now, everybody watch out.

5
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I don't want anybody
to lose an eye.

6
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Calvin, why's the bottle
half-empty?

7
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Okay, I started
celebrating early.

8
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But who can blame me--
I bought another house,

9
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and more importantly,

10
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Malcolm is moving
out of mine.

11
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Well, Malcolm and Marty
must be pretty excited

12
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about the big move to...
right next door.

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Hey, next door or on
the other side of the world--

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out of my house
is out of my house.

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[laughter]

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Cheers!

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Yeah, they already
started moving stuff in

18
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and fixing the place up.

19
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I sent you a few
pictures of a couch

20
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I was thinking
about getting them.

21
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Oh, I didn't see those.
Let me check.

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It better not be
more expensive than ours.

23
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Otherwise, we're switching.

24
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That's weird. I could have sworn
my phone was in here.

25
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I'm sure
it's around here somewhere.

26
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You know, we'll
help you look.

27
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Calvin.

28
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What?

29
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I can pretend to look from here.

30
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I know I had it
when I went shopping today.

31
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That's when Dave texted me:
"911.

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We're out of chocolate milk."

33
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Oh, uh, by the way,
we're out again.

34
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I had a tough day at work
and went on a bit of a bender.

35
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You know what?
I'll just call your phone.

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I don't hear any...Shh.

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Really, Tina?

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I get up to fake help,
and you shush me?

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I don't hear it anywhere.

40
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You know, maybe we
should just... Wait.

41
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Hello?

42
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Ooh, s-somebody answered.

43
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Oh, thank goodness.

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Now I can sit back down.

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He says that he has your phone.

46
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Oh! Well, that's a relief.

47
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Uh, yeah, I see.
He says he found it

48
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in the grocery store
parking lot.

49
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Oh, that's great.

50
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And he says he wants...

51
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$300 to get it back?What?!

52
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Unbelievable.

53
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Wow.

54
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Now celebrating seems
really inappropriate.

55
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Guess I'll
just do us all a favor

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and kill the champagne.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

59
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Can you believe this?

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$300 to get my
own phone back?

61
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I know. I could
really go for a stiff glass

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of chocolate milk right now.

63
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What? It builds strong bones
and tickles my sweet tooth.

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Step off.

65
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I mean, shaking
someone down

66
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for a phone--
what kind of person does that?

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The kind of person that needs
to get his ass whupped.

68
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Exactly.

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Cool. Then you and me,

70
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we're gonna go down there
and get Gemma's phone back.

71
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Gonna roll up on that fool
and let him know who's who,

72
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what's what, and that's that.

73
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Great.
When-when should we do this?

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Wait. Are you crazy?

75
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You're not gonna
go pick a fight

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in some dark parking
lot with a stranger.

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And you, either, Calvin.

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If he's willing to do
something like this,

79
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who knows how dangerous
he might be?

80
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Maybe he needs to worry
about how dangerous Iam.

81
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But this is Dave's fight,
not mine.

82
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No one is
fighting anyone.

83
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All my stuff is backed up
to the cloud.

84
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We'll just have to spend
the money to get a new phone.

85
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Okay, but, Gemma...Dave.

86
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Promise me
you're gonna drop this.

87
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[sighs]
Okay.

88
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Fine. I promise.[sighs]

89
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But I am texting him

90
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a bunch of poop emojis
to let him know

91
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that this is not cool!

92
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Hey, Malcolm.Hey, li'l bro.

93
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Oh, look at us,
moving in together.

94
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The Butler brothers ride again!

95
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I told you,

96
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we are not putting that
on the welcome mat.

97
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Fine. I'll just put it
on the bath towels instead.

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Hey, man,
I really like this color.

99
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Well, thank you.

100
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You know, if you want,
there's enough paint

101
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to do your bedroom, too.

102
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Uh, what do you mean,
my bedroom?

103
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We never agreed
you get the bigger one.

104
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Oh, we didn't have to.

105
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God decided that
when I was born first.

106
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No, no, you're not playing
the "older brother" card again.

107
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Okay. Which card
do you want me to play, Marty?

108
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The "cooler" card,
the "stronger" card, or...

109
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"I will actually have ladies
up in this room" card?

110
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Hey, man, I'm gonna have
ladies up in here, too.

111
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Your Wonder Woman
action figures don't count.

112
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No, I'm serious, Malcolm.

113
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I gave up my own apartment
to live with you.

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I'm taking this room.

115
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I don't think so.

116
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Well, I do.
I'm not the little kid

117
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you used to push around
in Mom and Dad's house.

118
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Now, starting right now
I'm putting my foot down

119
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and my box... Aah!

120
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Damn it!

121
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I should have
put my box down first.

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♪

123
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Yeah? You want to steal
my wife's phone?

124
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Then eats some shoe, dirtbag!

125
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Whoa, whoa. Dave.

126
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If you don't like recycling,
just don't do it.

127
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I'm not recycling.

128
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I'm just getting out
my frustration

129
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over this whole phone thing.

130
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You want 300 bucks?

131
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Yeah? How about
a size nine narrow instead?!

132
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All right, now, Dave,

133
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stomping cans isn't
gonna make you feel any better.

134
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Besides, you're gonna hurt
your tiny little lady foot.

135
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I just hate the fact
that this guy

136
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is holding
Gemma's phone hostage.

137
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And he's gonna get away with it.

138
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Calvin, it ju...
it's just so wrong.

139
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Look, he doesn't
have to get away with it.

140
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We could still find that guy
and get the phone back.

141
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Yeah, I know, but I promised
Gemma that I wouldn't.

142
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I know.
She doesn't want you to do

143
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anything dangerous or stupid.

144
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But we're men--
that's what we're good at.

145
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Yeah. You're right.Yeah.

146
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I can't let this
fester inside of me.

147
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You know, we got to go confront
this guy and teach him

148
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what happens when you try
to take advantage of people.

149
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Exactly. Come on, man,
let's go do what it do

150
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and get Gemma's phone back.

151
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Pick up another carton
of chocolate milk.

152
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It was a rough night!

153
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[singing indistinctly]

154
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Malcolm!
What the hell?

155
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Why is all your
stuff in here?

156
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And where's my box, man?

157
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Oh, yeah. What did I do
with your tiny-ass box?

158
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That's right,

159
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it's in your tiny-ass bedroom.

160
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Okay, this isn't over,
Malcolm.

161
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I don't know, Martin,

162
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it feels pretty over.

163
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I'm warning you, man, I'm not
gonna take this lying down.

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Hey, good for you.

165
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But I am.

166
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Okay...

167
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this is the spot where
the guy said to meet.

168
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So, you know what
you're supposed to do, right?

169
00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:16,131
Yes. First I make
contact with the perp.

170
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Then I get him to
flash the product.

171
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And last but not least
I signal for the bust

172
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before the score goes down.

173
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Have you been watching Kindergarten Cop

174
00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,316
with Grover again?

175
00:07:27,359 --> 00:07:30,885
Second-best Schwarzenegger movie
after Jingle All the Way.

176
00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:33,931
Look, I'’m gonna
hide around this corner.

177
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When I see you
go for your wallet,

178
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that's when
I'm gonna run out.

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I'm gonna scare the hell
out the guy,

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You grab the phone.

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Got it.
It is go time

182
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on Operation Wrong Number.

183
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Well...

184
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Oh, come on, Calvin, you're
taking all the fun out of this.

185
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[mouths]All right.

186
00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:11,099
Hey. Are you Dave?

187
00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:13,536
Lot of Daves in this world.

188
00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,973
Might be one of 'em.

189
00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:17,409
Come on, man, I
don't have all day.

190
00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:18,976
I got to ref a soccer
game in 20 minutes.

191
00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:20,978
Oh, that's
a pretty ironic thing to do

192
00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:23,067
for someone
who's running afoul of the law.

193
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Look, man, you want the
phone back, or what?Okay, all right,

194
00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:27,028
all right, all right.

195
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That's all I need to see.

196
00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:30,814
Now I'm going to reach
into my pocket

197
00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:31,859
and grab my wallet!

198
00:08:31,902 --> 00:08:35,123
What's up, homie?

199
00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:37,299
You trying to hustle my boy
out of his phone?

200
00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:39,301
'Cause you about to
get dropped like a call.

201
00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:41,912
Who-Who's this guy? You said
you were coming alone.

202
00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:44,001
Yeah, I lied. What are you
gonna do about it, ref,

203
00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:45,002
give me a red card?

204
00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:46,874
You know what, you're lucky

205
00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:49,529
he don't try to crush you
like a can of grape soda!

206
00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:51,313
Why grape?

207
00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:53,620
'Cause Black people
like grape soda, that's why!

208
00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:57,014
Oh, my God. M-My chest.

209
00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:58,538
Yeah, forget about your chest.

210
00:08:58,581 --> 00:09:01,018
It's your ass
you need to worry about.

211
00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:02,498
I-I can't feel my arm.

212
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,066
Uh, uh, Calvin, I think
he's having a heart attack.

213
00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:06,589
Oh, please. This
guy's a con artist.

214
00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,417
I'll bet you a hundred
bucks he's faking it.

215
00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:09,549
[yells]

216
00:09:12,377 --> 00:09:14,466
For the record,
we never shook on it.

217
00:09:22,213 --> 00:09:23,780
This is terrible.

218
00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:26,130
I can't believe we gave
the guy a heart attack.

219
00:09:26,174 --> 00:09:28,785
I know.
I think I scared him too much.

220
00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:30,744
I rolled up on him at a five,

221
00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:32,833
but I forget that my five

222
00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:35,270
is like other people's 12.

223
00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:38,360
Uh, hey, sorry,

224
00:09:38,403 --> 00:09:39,840
is he gonna be okay?

225
00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:42,059
And don't be afraid
to use medical terminology.

226
00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:44,496
My aunt is a chiropractor.

227
00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:46,324
Well, we got him stabilized.

228
00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:48,022
That means he's stable.

229
00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:50,981
I'm not an
idiot, Dave.

230
00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:52,809
My uncle's an
orthodontist.

231
00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:56,378
Okay, so what's next?

232
00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:58,032
We're gonna
take him to the hospital.

233
00:09:58,075 --> 00:10:01,513
Uh, unless your uncle wants
to check him for an overbite.

234
00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:08,912
Well, it looks like
they have this under control.

235
00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:10,261
Let's go.

236
00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:11,393
What do you mean, let's go?

237
00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:12,829
We gave this guy
a heart attack.

238
00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:15,136
We need to go to the hospital
and make sure he's okay.

239
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:16,659
Are you serious?

240
00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,879
He's a total stranger
that tried to rip you off.

241
00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:21,751
Plus, you gave him
mouth-to-mouth for ten minutes.

242
00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:26,016
Ten more seconds, and he
would have owed you dinner.

243
00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,235
Come on, Calvin,
if we don't go,

244
00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:29,063
it makes us
just as bad as he is.

245
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,281
Plus...

246
00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:32,675
I didn't get
Gemma's phone back.

247
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,024
Damn it.

248
00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,591
All right, let's go.

249
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,854
But if ever I collapse
like that around you,

250
00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:40,378
just let me die.

251
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,867
Marty.

252
00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:51,955
What the hell did you do?

253
00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:53,261
Oh.
Well, I figured

254
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:54,610
since you wouldn't
move your stuff out,

255
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,090
I had to move my stuff in.

256
00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,396
Like I said, I'm pushing back.

257
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,747
Well, if you don't get your
stuff out of my room,

258
00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:04,664
the only pushing is gonna be
my foot up your ass.

259
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,232
Look, I told you, Malcolm,

260
00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:09,625
we're not at Mom and Dad's
anymore.

261
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,628
But if you touch me,
I'm telling.

262
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:15,457
Marty, we are not
sharing a room, man!

263
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,677
Okay, then feel free to move
to the other one.

264
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,853
Because I'm not going anywhere.

265
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,725
[laughs]

266
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,422
Well, neither am I.

267
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,687
Aah!

268
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,515
[laughs]

269
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:36,347
What did you do to my bed?

270
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,047
Well, man, I thought I'd give
you a hand moving out, so...

271
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,613
I started with your bolts.

272
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:50,448
I know it was expensive,
but this new phone is amazing.

273
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,712
I wish I'd lost my old one
a long time ago.

274
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:53,800
[groans]

275
00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:56,106
Yeah, girl,
I accidentally lose mine

276
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,891
every time the new model
comes out.

277
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,024
Dave?

278
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,765
Dave, are you home?

279
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,898
Huh.
I wonder where he is.

280
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,638
Well, maybe he went for a run.

281
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:07,814
You want to check and see
if his skimpy

282
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,511
little short shorts
are still here?

283
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,296
It wouldn't matter
if they were.

284
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,298
He's going through
a spandex phase.

285
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:16,387
Wow, spandex?

286
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:18,041
He's got cojones.

287
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:20,348
And apparently
he's not afraid to show 'em.

288
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,786
Okay, I'm gonna
break this bad boy in

289
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:24,918
and give Dave a call.

290
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:27,790
Wow, look how sleek
that thing is.

291
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:31,359
Time for me to accidentally
drop you down a sewer grate.

292
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,366
Ooh, Calvin.

293
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,977
[sighs]
There he is.

294
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:42,762
Sleeping like a baby.

295
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:46,766
Yeah, a phone-snatching baby
that you made out with.

296
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,900
Okay, look, I'll stand guard.
You get the phone.

297
00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:52,859
But do it quietly
so he doesn't wake up.

298
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:55,209
Don't worry, I'm gonna
be as quiet as a mouse.

299
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,515
[cell phone ringing loudly]

300
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:00,954
Starting now.

301
00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:06,307
Did you find it?Nope.

302
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,048
No phone, no pants,
no underwear.

303
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,920
Hey, check that plastic bag
on the counter.

304
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:13,575
Nurse is coming.What?

305
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:15,664
Nur-Nurse is coming,
nurse is coming.

306
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,927
Nurse is coming.
Nurse is here.

307
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,061
I'm sorry, I didn't know
anyone was in here.

308
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:22,453
Oh, it's no problem.

309
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:23,585
We were just visiting.

310
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,239
Oh, that's nice,
but I'm afraid

311
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:26,849
only immediate family members
are allowed in the rooms.

312
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,590
Oh, well that shouldn't
be a problem

313
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,679
because, you know,
we are his...

314
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,595
...brothers.

315
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,164
The three of you
are brothers?

316
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:38,426
Yeah, that's right.

317
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,602
Don't question
our mama's business.

318
00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:45,912
Well, since you're here,
you should try talking to him.

319
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,696
Yeah, but he's asleep.

320
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:51,004
I know, but when someone
goes through a trauma like this,

321
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:54,137
hearing the voices and feeling
the touch of loved ones

322
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,009
can really speed up recovery.

323
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,749
Here, let me show you.

324
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,230
Just...

325
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,015
[grunts, mutters]

326
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:05,453
See?

327
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:07,063
Doesn't that feel nice?

328
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:09,326
Words can't describe.

329
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,112
Okay,
now you take the other one.

330
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:15,767
Okay. Uh, sure. I guess
it's the least we could do

331
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,509
for our...
our dear brother...

332
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,337
...Stan.

333
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,776
Now go ahead and talk to him.

334
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,735
Maybe share
a nice memory

335
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,128
of the three of you
doing something together

336
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,520
when you were kids.

337
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,048
Okay, uh, well...

338
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,310
Let's see...
[chuckles]

339
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:38,225
Gosh, there's just
so many to choose from.

340
00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:39,356
It's gonna be tough, um...

341
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,184
Calvin, any suggestions?

342
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:42,882
Nope. All you.

343
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:45,928
Okay.

344
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,451
Uh...

345
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,192
Well, I guess, uh...

346
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,760
There was that one summer
that we spent

347
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,893
out in the country
with Grandma.

348
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:56,896
Remember how we would...

349
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:59,246
go down to the fishing hole
all day

350
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:01,248
and catch fireflies all night

351
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,511
while Granny sat
in a rocking chair

352
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,992
out on the porch
of her little house...

353
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,733
...on the prairie.

354
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,522
I don't get it.
I've called Dave five times,

355
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:16,089
and it keeps
going to voice mail.

356
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,482
You know, maybe can track him
with Find My Friends.

357
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,267
I do it with Calvin
all the time.

358
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:21,921
And that doesn't bother him?

359
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,183
Not at all.

360
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,707
Well, mostly because
he doesn't know I do it.

361
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,580
Okay, I see Grover's
at his sleepover.

362
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,191
And Dave is at...

363
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,019
The hospital?

364
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:34,063
What?

365
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,847
Wait a minute.

366
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,415
Calvin is there, too.

367
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,940
Do you think they got
into a car accident?

368
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:43,246
Oh, my God, we have to go.Oh, my God.

369
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,641
Wait. You don't think
they went to confront the guy

370
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,208
who took my phone, do you?

371
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:51,254
They would have to be
absolute idiots to do that,

372
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,603
so yes.

373
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,309
Hey, roomie.Hmm?

374
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:03,614
you don't mind
if I do a...

375
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:06,052
quick little workout
before bed, do you?

376
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:07,096
Oh, go for it, man.

377
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,315
I already went for a run.

378
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:09,794
It was a grocery run,

379
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:12,058
but I used a handbasket
instead of a cart.

380
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:16,497
[chuckles, shouts]

381
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,198
One.

382
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:24,766
[grunts]While you do that,

383
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,595
I'll do my nightly check-in
on one of our JPL projects

384
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,336
before I hit the sack.

385
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,686
[high-pitched beeping]

386
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:35,081
Yeah, we've been
sending out signals,

387
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:36,821
looking for intelligent life
in the universe.

388
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,214
Nothing's come back in 60 years,

389
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,129
but you never know
if tonight's the night.

390
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:44,829
[chuckles]
No problem.

391
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,657
I'll barely be able to hear that

392
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:49,225
over the sound
of my harmonica practice.

393
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,837
[playing off-key]

394
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,060
That's great.

395
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,540
Music always helps me sleep.[chuckles]

396
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,716
But just to warn you,
I've started sleepwalking.

397
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:03,848
Big deal.In the nude.

398
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:11,682
And as I carried you from
that burning building...

399
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:15,121
smoke filling my lungs, I...

400
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:18,820
I swore to myself that I would
never leave your side.

401
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:27,220
It's memories like that
that remind you

402
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:30,310
just how easy it is
to take family for granted.

403
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:31,789
Exactly.

404
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,791
In fact, I'm gonna
go call my sister right now.

405
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:37,882
If I forgave my husband,
I can forgive her, too.

406
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,845
Uch!

407
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,674
Okay, I know
none of that was real,

408
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,328
but, Calvin,

409
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:51,548
you are the best big brother
that Stan or I could ever have.

410
00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:54,551
Would you just
get the damn phone, Dave?

411
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,859
Got it.Good. Let's get out of here

412
00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:01,036
before that nurse comes back
and catches us...

413
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,777
Or our wives do.

414
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,867
What are you guys doing here?
Are you okay?

415
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,521
Yeah, no,
we're-we're fine.

416
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:09,044
Then what is going on?

417
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,263
And who is
this guy?

418
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,092
This is the guy
who stole Gemma's phone.

419
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,790
And both of yours'
brother-in-law.

420
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,707
That's the guy
who had my phone?

421
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,230
What did you do to him?

422
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,711
Look, I accidentally
gave him a heart attack.

423
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:27,149
Sometimes I forget
how strong my roll-up game is.

424
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,805
Baby, what did you
give him, like, a seven?

425
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:33,068
No, babe. A five.

426
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,201
Damn.

427
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,552
Dave, I can't believe
you did this.

428
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,031
You promised me
that you wouldn't.

429
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:42,556
I know, but it was
driving me crazy.

430
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,210
Just couldn't stand

431
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,081
that he was taking
advantage of us like that.

432
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,301
So what if he was
taking advantage of us?

433
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,738
That could have been you
in that hospital bed right now.

434
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:52,435
I know, Gemma, but I'm fine.

435
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,045
But you might not have been.

436
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:56,613
Did you even think about how
that would affect Grover and me?

437
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:58,659
And all over
a stupid cell phone?

438
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,051
Okay, all right.

439
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,097
Look, this is not
all Dave's fault.

440
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,882
I saw how upset he was,
and I pushed him to do it.

441
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,797
Yeah, that
feels right.

442
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:12,151
No, Calvin. Look,
Gemma's right.

443
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,848
I just got

444
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:16,242
so caught up in the fact
that what he did was wrong,

445
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,461
I ended up doing
something even worse.

446
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,463
I'm so sorry.

447
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,944
I'm just glad you're okay.

448
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,425
All right, come on,
let's get out of here.

449
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:26,774
I need to go
wash my hand

450
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,602
or possibly cut it off.

451
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:30,821
What's going on?
Where am I?

452
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:32,258
Oh, my. Uh, uh,

453
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:34,956
Stan, you...
you're in the hospital.

454
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:37,567
You had a minor heart attack,
but you're gonna be okay.

455
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:40,483
Good.
Wait, I remember you.

456
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,268
Y-You're the guy
whose phone I had.

457
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,095
[rapid beeping]And-and... and you're the guy

458
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:45,923
who scared the hell out of me.

459
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:47,838
Oh, oh, but don't
forget, I'm also the one

460
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,971
that saved you
from that fire.

461
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:53,757
I know why you're here--
to-to finish the job. Help!

462
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:56,238
Okay, everyone, time to go.Somebody, help!

463
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:59,285
You know what? And shame on you
for stealing my wife's phone.

464
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:02,201
And you wonder why
I was Mom's favorite.

465
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,425
[Calvin laughs]TINA: Oh, come here!

466
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,166
CALVIN:
Now, don't ask for something
you can't handle.

467
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,689
TINA:
Mmm, mmm.
You know I can handle it.

468
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,038
[Tina and Calvin laughing]

469
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:17,303
Hey, Marty?
Marty, wake up.

470
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:18,782
What?

471
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,610
TINA: [growls] A tiger!Do you hear that?

472
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:21,742
[Tina laughs]CALVIN: All right.

473
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,570
Yeah.
Sounds like Mom and Dad.

474
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,485
Yeah. Yeah.

475
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:28,270
TINA: So excited?CALVIN:
Mm-hmm. Don't think I won't...

476
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:31,491
Oh, this-this bedroom is
just down from their window.

477
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:34,145
[slow RandB plays]

478
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,888
CALVIN:
Oh, no. No, that's good,
that's good.

479
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:39,325
TINA:
Come on, baby, don't tease me.

480
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:42,632
Get over here, my big,
strong, intimidating man.

481
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:45,766
CALVIN:
Okay, but if you're impressed
by my five,

482
00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:48,377
wait 'till you see my ten.

483
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,987
Oh!Oh, oh, oh!

484
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,989
You know what?
That's it.

485
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:53,426
This bedroom
is all yours!No!

486
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:56,733
No! No, I'm the little brother.
No, you win! You win!

487
00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:59,345
Man, stay out of my way!No!

488
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:03,566
MARTY:
My ears are bleeding!

489
00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:06,265
[Calvin laughing]

490
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:15,535
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